Mother Nature has a tendency to let her kids fight it out, and only the strongest get to sire progeny. Many of them decide to go the tried and tested way of claws, teeth, and hearty roars to dissuade others from seeing them as a good meal. Some of the smaller ones, though, don’t have any of those, so, combined with father time’s patience, developed defense mechanisms that don’t just discourage you from eating them but make you go, “Dude what the hell?”
2. The Texas horned Lizard shoots blood from its eyes.
As if not content to let the hairy frog be the only animal that starts losing its body parts when things get tough, the horned lizard from Texas has glands in its eyes which it squeezes and results in it releasing blood from its eyes as a spray. The Texas horned lizard can then spray the liquid on any approaching predator reaching as far as five feet. The attack isn’t without consequence. The horned lizard can lose up to a third of its blood performing this attack. Not only is the attack meant to be a surprise, but the blood also stinks and wards of most of its canine and feline predators. It’s not the only one that can shed blood at will though. The barred grass snake has been known to do this to give a more convincing performance when it is playing dead, but it does not shoot it out of its eye. It only oozes out.(1,2)
3. Malaysian ants will swarm a predator and explode resulting in their death but ensuring the survival of the colony.
If they sense a predator, Malaysian ants will defend their colony at all costs, including death. They will swarm the animal, getting as close to it as they can, and then explode. They have poison sacs inside their body that will explode and spray the enemy with poison that is corrosive. Some die. but the colony survives. They aren’t the only ones that are willing to die for the greater good. In Guyana, there is a species of termite that does the same thing only taking a smarter approach. The neocapritermes taracua is a species of termites that grows an explosive sack as it ages. If attacked, the elderly are the first to be sent out on the suicide missions ensuring that the younger ones have a better chance of survival.(1,2)
4. Lemurs will attack a millipede causing the millipede to emit a poison in defense. The lemur will then apply the poison on itself.
Millipedes are some of the most poisonous animals on the planet. Their defense mechanism includes spraying cyanide on themselves killing anything that’s crazy enough to eat them. Enter the black lemur. The black lemur doesn’t produce any natural poison, so it goes to the millipede for some. When it spots a millipede, the black lemur attacks the creature just enough for it to start releasing its poison. The lemur then applies the foul smelling substance on itself. The poison is used to protect it against insects. Another side effect of the poison is that it causes the Lemur to get intoxicated so it wanders around with its mouth open and drooling before enjoying a bug-free life. It releases the millipede since it had no intention of eating a creature that can produce such potent poison.(1,2)
5. The Octopoteuthis Deletron can severe all of its tentacles to create a diversion for its escape.
Squids and octopus already have a reputation as some of the weirdest animals out there. They have some critical thinking capacity and four more limbs than us. Were it not for a few crucial IQ points, they would definitely be contenders for rulers of the seas.
When they can’t outsmart predators, squids opt to outrun them in some innovative ways.
For starters, like most squids, the Octopoteuthis deletron is able to squirt ink as a defense. If that isn’t good enough, it digs even deeper to save its own life. Its arms can glow in the dark for it to confuse its enemies and make them think that it’s not edible. If that doesn’t work, it can detach its limbs to escape. The deletronone-ups (seven-ups?) the spider and lizard which are known for detaching limbs by being able to detach all of its eight arms to flee. The arms will flail about and glow leaving the enemy confused as the squid escapes to regrow them later. It might have a challenge capturing food for a few days, but it’s better than itself being captured as food.(1,2)